"Gun control? It's the best thing you can do for crooks and gangsters. I want you to have nothing. If I'm a bad guy,
I'm always gonna have a gun. Safety locks? You'll pull the trigger with a lock on, and I'll pull the trigger. We'll see who wins."

Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano

Sunday, December 18, 2011

I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas



Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
Shopping sure drives me berserk
On the day before, I rush in a store
Like a poor bewildered yerk.

I look at nightgowns for my wife

Those black ones trimmed in red
But I won't know her size and so
She'll get a carpet sveeper instead.
 Yogi Yorgesson, 1949.


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1 comment:

  1. Such a sweet memory,
    I listened to this as a young child on the radio in Marshall, MN on our green table radio.... I thought it was so funny when someone slugged uncle ben in the argument. Merry Christmas everyone
    Dawn

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