Oh, I yust go nuts at ChristmasYogi Yorgesson, 1949.
Shopping sure drives me berserk
On the day before, I rush in a store
Like a poor bewildered yerk.
I look at nightgowns for my wife
Those black ones trimmed in red
But I won't know her size and so
She'll get a carpet sveeper instead.
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