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Actual farmer Blake Hurst responds to backyard chicken dilettante Alexandra Ferguson:
Ferguson believes that “eating organically and locally contributes not only to the health of her family but to the existential happiness of farm animals and farmers.” I’m pretty sure that most of the farm animals around here spend little time worrying about Ferguson’s contributions to their existential happiness, and I’m darned sure that we farmers don’t.Hurst also reminds Ferguson to wipe her feet before she enters the house.
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