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In a town this size, there's no place to hide
Everywhere you go, you meet someone you know...
In a smokey bar, in the backseat of your car
In your own little house, someone's sure to find you out
What you do and what you think
What you eat and what you drink...

(Kieran Kane)

Friday, July 29, 2011

Horrors of government shutdown

How ever will we survive if the Republicans don't cave as expected, and the federal government is forced to stop providing vital services?  Midwestern observer IowaHawk analyzed the federal budget, and makes some dire predictions, such as...
Roving bands of outlaws stalk our streets, selling incandescent bulbs to vulnerable children.
Mankind's dream of high speed government rail service between Chicago and Iowa City tragically dies.
Sesame Street descends into Mad Maxian anarchy; Oscar the Grouch fashions shivs out the letter J and the number 4.
No longer protected by government warning labels, massive wave of amputations from people sticking limbs into lawn mowers.
Before they shut down the internet, go read the entire list.

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