Welcome to the Finger Lakes! Our theme song:


In a town this size, there's no place to hide
Everywhere you go, you meet someone you know...
In a smokey bar, in the backseat of your car
In your own little house, someone's sure to find you out
What you do and what you think
What you eat and what you drink...

(Kieran Kane)

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Passover Greetings


US soldiers celebrate Passover, 1945

Chaplain delivers Solo Seder Kit to US soldier, Middle East, 2003

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Planning to sneak in?

Is factory for making Packard cars, comrade

Trust me, you folks around the world who want to sneak into the USA. We are an evil, Capitalist, heartless, war-mongering, carbon-spewing, gun-shooting, drug-abusing, poverty-ridden, sex-obsessed, Big Gulp-drinking, obese, poorly-educated, sexist, racist and zenophobic country that nobody would want to be a part of. There are no jobs here, and the place is crawling with Jesus Freaks, drunk cowboys with guns, communists, weird transgender people and weird mass-murderers armed with AK-47s and bombs. Don't believe the marketing hype about freedom and opportunity, because they are disappearing fast.

Just ask any American college professor how bad we are, and how unfair and harsh life is here. They will tell you the truth. 
 For more info on the hellhole that is America, comrades, see Maggie's Farm.

No Mo Cuomo


Saturday, March 23, 2013

Saturday, March 16, 2013

The Rivalry Is Officialy Closed


Trevor Cooney
Jeremy Ryan:
Trevor played 15 minutes and was probably the player of the game. He ignited a stagnant Orange offense in the first half and pretty much kept them in the game when only Southerland could do a damn thing. He was 4-6 from the floor, 2-3 from three, and had four rebounds (more than Triche, Southerland, Christmas, or Grant). He healed the sick and fed the hungry. He saved a cat from a tree. He brought Lil’ Wayne back from the dead. He was so good Catholics are demanding a papal re-vote. I’d go to the church of Pope Trevor I. I think you would too.

Friday, March 8, 2013

Nozzolio to Address Gun Owners



UNITED GUN OWNERS OF NEW YORK STATE
2nd MEETING
SUNDAY MARCH 10th
at 2:00 PM (DST!)

GUEST SPEAKER SENATOR MICHAEL NOZZOLIO

SOUTH SENECA SPORTSMAN CLUB
6894 YARNELL RD
OVID NY 14521

OUR GOAL IS TO MODIFY THE NYS SAFE ACT FOR THE PROTECTION OF OUR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS.


                 BRING FRIENDS AND FAMILY
 
      LEARN HOW TO GET INVOLVED AND HELP
 
      PROTECT YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS


Fair and Balanced